why did I keep yelling I'm an electrician
I'm no electrician
what came over me
I gestured at outlets
cozied up to the circuit box, held the meter close
no one is buying it
here's my license, look, my certificate
wires sticking out of all my pockets
they just look at me in silence
give me five minutes and I'll close any circuit
I'll get soldering you won't be able to stop me
what kind of people are you
they shake their heads doubtfully
we can't use you, they say
we need an electrician
Translation from the Russian
By Kevin M. F. Platt, Julia Bloch, and Karina Sotnik